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They’re obviously on a much higher moral plane than the rest of us troglodytes working in the mines to support the floating city and are retarded by inhalation of the zenite gas…. Some animals are just more equal than others.

This reminds me of a sci fi movie that came out in the 20 teens, ”critics” gave it high praise as a “thinking persons” movie, I see, so anyone who didn’t like it was stupid eh? The reviews were written using a thesaurus in search of ever more obscure descriptive verbiage to make it seem even more heady. Laughable. When in fact it was a dull, and a painfully slow and predictable movie that pontificated a very narrow set of viewpoints and values. It is not a timeless movie like the truly good ones are, and predictably it is sliding into obscurity…

My word-of-the-day toilet paper has utterly failed me. Looney Tunes didn't prepare me for such language, although I DID learn more than I thought from them. Sneaky snakes, putting educational things in there, under the guise of animated fun.
 
The irony in the use of "pontificated" here is more than I can bear.

My word of the day toilet paper needs to start a spin-off with phrases of the day. Now you have me questioning if I've been using irony properly...ironically.

Somebody please tell me that The Princess Bride is still funn....nevermind...I'm happy in my own little world. It's pretty here 😆
 
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